Andile Sicetsha

I'm a precision-driven media maverick—equal parts news architect, SEO tactician, and digital hustler. With Swisher Post as my battlefield, I don’t just chase stories—I dissect them, reframe them, and headline them with flair. I operate like a newsroom and a startup founder rolled into one: strategising audience growth by day, scripting ominous true crime podcasts by night, while chasing sneaker drops, Spurs fixtures, and algorithm-proof traffic in between.

I've got the instinct of a journo, the discipline of a coder, and the hustle of a streetwise entrepreneur. Whether it’s fuel price forecasts, courtroom cross-examinations, or Kendrick Lamar Easter eggs, I demand sharp facts, compelling angles, and zero fluff.

Oh—and my Yorkie? He’s my shadow editor, always on standby.

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Crime

Phoenix couple viciously gunned down in suspected hit

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A couple was brutally gunned down in the parking lot of a housing complex on Clayfield Drive in Phoenix, KZN, during the early hours of Friday morning. Phoenix couple suspected hit: Here’s what we know According to a statement issued by private security firm Reaction Unit South Africa (RUSA), residents contacted the RUSA Phoenix Operations

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Viral

Golden Arrows bus driver suspended over Lifalethu Mbasana blunder

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The Golden Arrow Bus Service (GABS) has confirmed the suspension of a driver after an incident involving a young learner, Lifalethu Mbasana, who was left stranded in Simon’s Town on Monday. Golden Arrow acts swiftly against vindictive bus driver The 11-year-old, along with his two younger siblings aged 10 and seven, regularly uses the GABS

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International

Kamala Harris presidential bid boosted by Beyoncé endorsement

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Kamala Harris, the presumed Democratic candidate for the presidency, officially kicked off her campaign with a powerful, yet unofficial, endorsement from Beyoncé.  Beyoncé lends Kamala Harris ‘Freedom’ license  On Monday night, Harris entered her campaign headquarters to the tune of Beyoncé’s anthem Freedom from her 2016 album Lemonade. CNN reported that just hours before the

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News

Parliament opening: How to watch live in South Africa

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For Ramaphosa, the occasion serves his a rallying point for the entire nation, which he will likely use to emphasise the collaboration of the executive, legislature, and judiciary in pursuing national progress and prosperity under the banner of the Government of National Unity (GNU).